Too funny. Linoge (Jonathan C. Sullivan of Knoxville, Tennessee) is learning Kung Fu. In Tennessee.
So long as there are rubes like Jon Sullivan..there will always be a market for fleecing the sheep.
Late last week, when our sifu was teaching us the first staff form for kung fu (yes, we are starting weapons as no-belts… I have some reservations about this), and after I had successfully thwacked myself about twenty different times, I asked him when we were going to learn bat’leth.
He did not get it.